我们在用餐之前,都要高唱我们的恩师真一活神仙的真言,保管各位仙友们受益终身,都能健康地活过一百岁的。”张守信当众高声说道。
剩下来的这位被洗脑比较严重的学员,都点头同意………………
他们为了啥上山来,还付了高额的学费呢?不就是为了,能去除疾病,能健康长寿的吗?
绝大部分学员们(不包换叶小龙、房玲玲、李帅三人),都摆出了一副虚心聆听的态度…………
张守信环视了一眼,全体站起来的学员们,郑重其事地说道:
“一会儿,我唱一句,各位跟着我喝唱一句。”
“好!”
“好!”
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食堂里响起了众多学员们,赞同的回答声。
张守信清了清嗓子,吟唱道:
“饮食健康为首要,美食取向要抛掉;”
张守信一顿,手势示意大家跟着吟唱…………
食堂内响声了学员们嘹亮的跟着吟唱的声音:
“饮食健康为首要,美食取向要抛掉;”
张守信又清了清嗓子,吟唱道:
“三餐都要吃得少,不为合理别搬照。”
还没有等张守信起手,示意大家跟着吟唱时,叶小龙却站了出来,直接怼回道:
“张师兄,你这里说得好像不对啊!我们在听营养学专家谈论健康饮食时,
不是都说‘早好午饱晚吃少’吗?
也就是早餐要吃得好,午餐要吃得饱,晚餐要吃得少。
而你们这里却给弄成了一日三餐都要吃得少!你们这里,不是为了省粮不舍得给我们这些学员们吃,而故意乱骗出来的‘三餐都要吃得少’吧?”
“来自张守信的负面情绪值,+666,+777……+888……”
“你……你!又是你!”张守信被气得跺脚,厉届学员们也没有一个质疑的啊?偏偏这个愣头青“叶闻”出来质疑!特么的,不但质疑,还有理有据的!518中文网
其实,张守信最清楚了,这位愣头青“叶闻”说得还真对!他们属实为了利益最大化,才硬搞出来的‘三餐都要吃得少’的真言。
这样每顿给学员们少吃点,给学员们吃得不好点,还会让学员感恩戴德。他们就可以节省出一部分伙食上的开支,他们就能多得到些利润……
张守信怒瞪向叶小龙,气愤地说道:“你懂什么?我们的真一大师,怎么能跟那位只懂皮毛的专家们相提并论呢?”
这时,房玲玲轻轻地拉了一下叶小龙的衣角,低声说道:“小龙,别皮了!我起床那么早,现在都有饿了。别跟他计较了。让他领着大家唱完‘进餐歌’,好早点开饭啊!”
叶小龙点了点头,没有再中跟张守信计较…………
张守信感觉,这是他见到的,包括他的师父及李教头在内,第一在“叶闻”这个爱捣乱的臭小子面前,占了上风。
他很得意地继续把背好的大段有关于进餐的合理膳食歌,吟唱给众位学员们:“
人体动力是血糖,日间能量多消耗;
蛋白构成人组织,夜间代谢呈高潮。
进餐一定心情好,窝囊憋气病来扰;
吃嘛嘛香味蕾好,吃喝不要偏与挑。
细嚼慢咽消化好,吸收利用效率高;
大荤红肉腥膻臊,多素少荤清淡好。
健康务必吃简单,花样加工最糟糕;
粮食只占三分胃,副食七分不可少。
正餐只吃七分饱,如有饿感零食找;
主食不做零食吃,蔬菜水果随便咬。
身体不适少问药,先看吃法对与否;
补品不可随便吃,需要清楚什么少。
自然食物为首选,经常调换方为妙!”
早餐:叶小龙和房玲玲都难以下咽,每人的一个能砸死猪那么硬的苞米棒子面的小窝窝头,两条能咸出苦胆的萝卜咸菜丝。
对了,还有一碗汤-----白萝卜丝清水汤。绝对清汤寡水的,一滴油也看不到。
这九刹山的那些假冒修炼者的骗子张守信,居然还说,别看这一个小窝窝头,里面可是用千年人参和万年灵芝手工研磨后,掺和在了海拔九百九十米九刹山主峰上栽种的纯天然无危害的玉米……
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